Porter MUD Sucks

“A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” ~ Unknown

Quotes from the Porter MUD Board of Directors -

Shouldn't your [technical] requirements have a basis in engineering? - "No!"  Click here to listen

"Commercial, it's six inch, whether it's necessary or not."  Click here to listen

Do you not see that it results in unnecessary costs? "It's what we require."  Click here to listen 

Have you encountered Porter MUD's horrible customer service, unreasonable demands, or other problems?

Have you been hit with a "capacity fee," a "feasibility study" charge, a "drawing review" fee, or other potentially unnecessary charges for a small commercial development.  Is a service connection taking an unreasonably long time?  Were you required to install a six inch sanitary tap for a small commercial building?  Do you have evidence of inappropriate Porter MUD behavior, incompetence, or corruption?

Reach out to us at portermudsucks@gmail.com

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How This Site Began

Requiring a six inch sanitary tap for a 1600 square foot building is crazy

In efforts to convert a 1600 square foot building from residential to commercial, we encountered a ridiculous and unreasonable demand to replace the perfectly good four inch sanitary tap with a six inch tap.   This ridiculous requirement is unsupported by their own engineers.  Total costs to replace the perfectly operational, four inch tap with a six inch tap are over $10,000.  A reasonable question is WHY would Porter MUD require a sanitary tap large enough to accommodate an apartment complex or even a hospital, for a small building ?   To avoid all doubt, any future expansion would require a building permit, the corresponding engineering, and approval from all the regulatory bodies, including sewer.

We are unable to identify a city, municipality, or utility district with a similar policy

There appears to be a hole in Texas legislation

One might conclude that a MUD (municipal utility district) is prevented from setting requirements without a qualified engineering basis.  Apparently, a MUD is outside the jurisdiction of the Texas Board of Professional Engineers and Surveyors (TBPELS).  The Porter MUD board of directors are laymen, lacking the necessary engineering qualifications.  A MUD is free to set any over design requirement, in any circumstance, beyond any engineering basis.  This is an invitation for abuse, where the only recourse, beyond public outcry, is to succumb to their demands or provide the necessary ingratiation, avoiding any sort of criticism.  In the case of Porter MUD, the commercial ratepayer is reduced to a serf, groveling to the sewer lords for a basic utility.  Certainly surprising to discover this most business unfriendly environment in Texas

Update February 18, 2025

On this date Porter MUD formally adopted a most extreme policy

ALL commercial establishments are now required to have a six inch sanitary tap.  Now, a commercial building with one sink and one toilet is required to comply with this ridiculous requirement.  Anyone converting a residence into a commercial property, no matter how small, is required to spend over $10,000 to replace a perfectly good sanitary tap.  The response to this by the Porter MUD directors -

And the response to the question - Shouldn't your requirements have a basis in engineering? - "No"

Check back for updates regarding this specific battle

Lack of a legislated guardrail allows for extreme and unsupportable requirements, leaving public outcry as the remaining escalation path

The Porter MUD Board Needs to Be Replaced

They are supposed to serve the ratepayers

Board Expiration Dates

The Entrenched Sewer Lords Need to GO